The seedlings first started growing from your nipples. You never knew that could even happen. Can I just pluck them out? you asked me, but they were too deeply rooted in your breasts, straight into your rib cage.
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My internship with Death was unpaid, but sometimes it’s just about the experience. You can’t be afraid to get your hands dirty. Someone on LinkedIn told me that. At least I got a nice recommendation letter out of it.
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They scooped off the wrong tit. Then they scooped off the right tit, which was the really wrong one, lumpy as a fist.
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Ted and Katie sit as far away from you and Amir as they can on the sectional. Ted looks uneasily at the baby on your lap. He’s like, is it gonna…? You smile and hold the baby out. Of course not, you reassure him. It’s just a baby. Here, try holding it. They cringe away. Fuck no, goes Ted.
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